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- I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- Woody Allen
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- I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
- Woody Allen
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- If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen
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- "Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."
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- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
- Woody Allen
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