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- A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
- David Brenner
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- Politicians are all vegetarians - they are always interested in straw votes and grass roots.
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- "You are what you eat, and who wants to be a lettuce?"
- Peter Burns
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- Vegetarians have never been able to explain why the first sin was the result of eating fruit.
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- "A vegetarian never eats meat on a Friday, or in any week that has a Friday in it."
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