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- "We often wondered why Uncle Sam wears such a tall hat, until he started passing it around for taxes."
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- Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent.
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- A lot of people still have the first dollar they ever made - Uncle Sam has all the others.
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- "Despite what the cartoonists make him look like, Uncle Sam is a gentleman with a very large "waste.""
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- Drive carefully. Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get.
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