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- "I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."
- Victor Borge
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- There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
- George Carlin
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- An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
- Unknown
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- A blunder at the right moment is better than cleverness at the wrong time.
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- No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
- Groucho Marx
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