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- "The average man is never troubled with dyspepsia, at least not until he tries to spell it."
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- The average man already has more money than he has sense; the trouble is that he doesn't know it.
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- "The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever."
- Anatole France
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- The average man has quit dreaming of having enough money to last him the rest of his life. He'd settle for enough to last him the rest of the month.
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- "The average man has excellent vision, but it is mostly hindsight."
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