 |
- "How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars."
- Steve Martin
-
|
 |
- You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
- Steve Martin
-
-
|
 |
- First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
- Steve Martin
-
|
 |
- "Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!"
-
-
-
|
 |
- All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
- Steve Martin
-
-
|
