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- "Most of us can't afford to eat out any more, but sometimes we park near a restaurant and inhale."
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- Hope springs eternal in the human breast -- that's why a new restaurant is crowded.
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- A French restaurant is where they consider ketchup a dangerous food additive.
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- In San Francisco there's a Chinese restaurant that serves all you can eat for one dollar - but they give you only one chopstick.
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- "Sign in a Milwaukee restaurant: "Come in and eat before we both starve.""
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