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- "A resort is a place full of girls looking for husbands, and husbands looking for girls."
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- It's odd that most winter resorts are situated in places where it's always summer.
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- An ideal summer resort is one where fish bite and mosquitoes don't.
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- Another person who makes a mountain out of a molehill is the advertising copy writer for a summer resort.
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- Never judge a resort by its postcards.
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