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- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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- "If you can't sleep, try lying on the end of the bed. Then you might drop off."
- Mark Twain
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- "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know."
- Mark Twain
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- "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
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- Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain
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