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- One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
- Jane Austen
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- "It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any."
- Mae West
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- "An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."
- Will Rogers
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- "Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot."
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- "If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer."
- George Burns
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