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- Visitors to Las Vegas are divided into two groups - the haves and the hads.
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- The dumbest criminal on earth is the one who would hold up a group of tourists on their way home from Las Vegas.
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- "Las Vegas has all kinds of gambling devices, such as dice, roulette, slot machines - and wedding chapels."
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- Las Vegas is a place where people go broke trying to get rich.
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- A Texas man reports he had terrible luck in Las Vegas. He lost everything he had but his cold.
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