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- "Going to college won't guarantee you a job, but it'll give you four years to worry about getting one."
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- The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.
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- "The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole."
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- Belly dancing is the only profession where the beginner starts in the middle.
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- Nothing is quite as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
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