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- My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
- Victor Borge
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- Even the Hooligan was probably invented in China centuries before we thought of him.
- Saki
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- Invention is the mother of necessity.
- Thorstein Veblen
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- Name the greatest of all the inventors. Accident.
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- "When funnier-sounding ailments are invented, advertised products will cure them."
- Unknown
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