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- There will always be two classes of people who don't like to pay income taxes: men and women.
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- It takes more brains to make out an income tax return than it does to make the income itself.
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- Income taxes could be a lot worse; suppose we had to pay on what we think we're worth.
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- "Making out an income tax is a lesson in mathematics: addition, division, multiplication and extraction."
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- Preparing an income tax return is like a girl preparing to go to the beach: you take off as much as the law allows.
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