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- The first lesson a child learns at his mother's knee nowadays is to be careful of her stockings.
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- Only a woman can rave over a pair of sheer stockings when they're empty.
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- Another mystery is why a girl's legs in nylon look sexy while a man's legs merely look soxy.
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- "In women's hosiery, what's sheer today is gone tomorrow."
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- What this country needs is something to make hoes as attractive as hose.
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