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- A honeymoon is the short period between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.
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- "A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why."
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- What becomes of the honeymoon when it goes into eclipse?
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- "People take shorter honeymoons nowadays, but they take them more often."
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- A woman in Arizona married so late in life that Medicare paid for her honeymoon.
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