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- There were millions of people on the highways last weekend - most of them asking for directions.
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- "Sign on a California freeway: "All in favor of conserving gasoline please raise your right foot.""
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- "An expressway is a highway with three lanes - a right lane, a left lane, and the one you're in when you see the exit."
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- There are two kinds of highways in this country: under construction and under repair.
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- "Our highways are fine for getting to a place in a hurry, if you can get off them when you get there."
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