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- Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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- I have two doctors - my left leg and my right.
- Unknown
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- I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
- Alfred Hitchcock
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- "Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes."
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- Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
- James Thurber
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