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- The only kind of girls who model girdles are the ones who don't need them.
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- A girdle is a device to make a woman slimmer on the outside than she is on the inside.
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- A girdle is a garment to hold a woman in when she goes out.
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- A budget is like a girdle - not enough room for everything.
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- "Fashions may come. and fashions may go, but girdles will always be around."
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