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- "A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids."
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- Sunday is the day when the gas stations get the money that the collection plates at church formerly did.
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- The only explanation for the high price of gasoline is that the earth has begun to charge storage.
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- "Have you noticed how delicately balanced the economy is? The minute auto prices go down, gasoline prices go up."
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- There are so many gas stations now that you can fuel all of the people all of the time.
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