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- I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
- Dean Martin
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- Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
- Mary P. Poole
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- I always wake up at the crack of ice.
- Joe E. Lewis
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- Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
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- "Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony."
- Robert Benchley
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