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- The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
- Herb Caen
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- Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
- Herman Melville
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- Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
- Fred Allen
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- Jesus picked up twelve men from the bottom ranks of business and forged them into an organization that conquered the world.
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- There is nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.
- Saki
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