 |
- "The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent."
- Sam Levenson
-
|
 |
- "Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
- W. C. Fields
-
-
|
 |
- The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires.
- Dorothy Parker
-
|
 |
- One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
-
-
-
|
 |
- Adolescence is like a house on moving day -- a temporary mess.
- Julius E. Warren
-
-
|
