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- "Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething."
- Mark Twain
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- Adults are obsolete children.
- Dr. Seuss
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- Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
- Fran Lebowitz
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- "Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky."
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- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
- Phyllis Diller
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