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- One of the first things a bridegroom learns is that a man can't fool his wife as easily as his mother.
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- Another optimist is the bridegroom who thinks none of his habits needs reforming.
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- "Man worships woman, and then sacrifices himself at the altar."
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- A bridegroom is a man who is never important at a wedding unless he fails to show up.
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- A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.
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